Cannibals

For those of you who don't have children, let me share a little of mine...

So, my husband Steve and my oldest, Stephen, were sitting on the sofa watching King Kong. For some reason they started talking about the natives and Stephen told Steve that they were cannibals.

Steve, being Steve, said, "What do you mean, candles?"

Stephen replied, "Not candles, CANNIBALS."

My husband then asked, "What are cannibals?"

To which my 8 year old, having seen too many old Tarzan movies, explained, "You know, those black people who like to eat white people."

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What would life be without kids?